Every time Ruins are discovered, take a shot.

Every time a barbarian encampment is discovered, take a shot.

When two players discover each other both players take a shot.

Whenever you meet a city state, take a shot.

Every time a civilian (workers or Settlers) are captured or killed by barbarians take a shot.

Every time you disperse an encampment take a shot.

Every time war is declared on you, take a shot for each country/state that declares war.

Every time you capture a city in wartime take a shot.

Each time you lose a city during war time take a shot

If AI’s are in the game, and one declares war on you, take a shot.

Every time Barbarians appear  near one of your cities, take a shot.

Every time you gain an advanced tech from ruins, take a shot

If the player is Germany, every time you caputure a city, take a shot.

If the player is japan, every time a damaged unit kills a full strength enemy unit, take a shot.

If the player is Russia, every time you discover uranium and build a mine on it, take a shot.

If the player is Rome or Egypt, every time a wonder is constructed, take a shot.

Every time an AI does something that should be by all rights impossible to a human player, take a shot.

Every time two players go to war against each other, take a shot. If not involved in the war, become involved, don’t be a pussy.

Every time your happiness reaches a multiple of 10, take a shot. (IE: 10,20,30 etc.)

Every time end of turn lag causes a unit to be destroyed, take a shot.

Every time a nuclear missile destroys a city of yours take a shot, every time you destroy a city, with a nuclear missile take a shot.

Every time you complete a social policy tree take a shot.

Every time you complete a space ship component take a shot

Every time you connect a space ship part to the rest of the ship in your capitol, take a shot.

If you win by science, finish the bottle of vodka.

If you win by domination, finish the bottle of vodka

If you win by culture, go to bed, because you’re a pussy.